{"id":290,"date":"2010-10-04T08:00:17","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T08:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/goiena.net\/blogak\/faroa\/aiton-amonen-erantzule-automatikoa"},"modified":"2010-10-04T08:00:17","modified_gmt":"2010-10-04T08:00:17","slug":"aitona-amonen-erantzule-automatikoa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogak.goiena.eus\/faroa\/2010\/10\/04\/aitona-amonen-erantzule-automatikoa\/","title":{"rendered":"Aitona-amonen erantzule automatikoa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Egunen batean neurtuko da (neurtuko ahal da!) zelakoa den gure gurasoen ekarpena seme-alabon aurrerapen sozialean eta, are, emakumearen aitzinamenduan gizartean. Bitartean, hona hemen txiste bat, posta elektronikoan jasoa, eta zerikusia duena gai horrekin.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Kaixo!<br \/>\u2014Une honetan ez gaude etxean, baina, mesedez, utzi mezua seinalea entzun ondoren.<\/p>\n<p>Piiiiiiii\u2026 entzuten da.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Gure seme-alabaren bat baldin bazara, sakatu <b>1<\/b><br \/>\u2014Behar baldin baduzu gu geratzea haurrekin, sakatu <b>2<\/b><br \/>\u2014Behar baduzu gure autoa, sakatu <b>3<\/b><br \/>\u2014Behar baduzu guk garbitzea eta plantxatzea zure arropa, sakatu <b>4<\/b><br \/>\u2014Nahi baduzu haurrek gurean lo egitea, sakatu <b>5<\/b><br \/>\u2014Nahi baduzu gu joatea haien bila eskolara, sakatu<b> 6<\/b><br \/>\u2014Behar baduzu bazkaria prestatzea iganderako, sakatu <b>7<\/b><br \/>\u2014Nahi baduzu gaur gurera etorri bazkaltzera, sakatu <b>8<\/b><br \/>\u2014Behar baduzu dirua, sakatu <b>9<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u2014<b>Gure lagunetako bat baldin bazara, \u201chasi hitz egiten lasai\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Egunen batean neurtuko da (neurtuko ahal da!) zelakoa den gure gurasoen ekarpena seme-alabon aurrerapen sozialean eta, are, emakumearen aitzinamenduan gizartean. Bitartean, hona hemen txiste bat, posta elektronikoan jasoa, eta zerikusia duena gai horrekin. \u2014Kaixo!\u2014Une honetan ez gaude etxean, baina, mesedez, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogak.goiena.eus\/faroa\/2010\/10\/04\/aitona-amonen-erantzule-automatikoa\/\">Jarraitu irakurtzen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[607,606],"class_list":["post-290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sailkatugabeak","tag-aitona-amonak","tag-txistea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogak.goiena.eus\/faroa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogak.goiena.eus\/faroa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogak.goiena.eus\/faroa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogak.goiena.eus\/faroa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogak.goiena.eus\/faroa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogak.goiena.eus\/faroa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogak.goiena.eus\/faroa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogak.goiena.eus\/faroa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogak.goiena.eus\/faroa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}